Original Commentary

So, apparently Brents come in purple, too. Or that's why they're washing her off. They're the kind of critters that get into hair dye. Or printer ink. Or beet juice - Terrence

Modern Commentary
Yeah, Dr. Paul's "I'm going to reject this woman but try keeping her in my general orbit and away from other men" routine isn't a great look.

I'm pretty sure we called that color of brant "eggplant". But I'm sure that there are brant fancier forums where they argue forever over whether specific ones are eggplant or beetroot colored. - Terrence