Original Commentary
Does a caffeinated breakfast burrito really exist? I don't know, it was the first thing off my head (which should tell you a little about my head)- but if it doesn't exist, I really hope it does... although I don't think I could have one. -Isabel

Modern Commentary
Weren't caffeinated burritos a thing a year or two back? We were just joking about it, but it looks like there are a few barbecue sauces with caffeine, as well as coffee-infused maple syrup.

But if you're going to have a late-night gaming session and make bad decisions and impulse buys, then may as well get a caffeinated breakfast burrito to go along with.

It's funny; we make up a weird idea as a gag and a nod to how this isn't exactly the real world, and sometimes reality catches up with us - Terrence