Original Commentary
Do they even make TVs without built-in speakers? I hope so. I realized that they might not, but I liked the joke. Robert, like me, buys things online because they're cheaper then, when he gets them, realizes why they're so cheap - Terrence

Modern Commentary
My job has changed a bit between now and then, but over half of it is still translating between what people are asking for and what they actually need.

This is inspired by Black Friday sales. Sometimes stuff is a couple bucks cheaper because they downgraded or removed some features. Maybe your laptop has less RAM. Maybe your stereo doesn't have an RCA input. Maybe your TV doesn't have speakers. - Terrence