Original Commentary
Why anchovies? Why is it always anchovies? It's not just because it sounds funny, but because it is universally recognized as a pizza topping. I mean, a pepperoni crepe is theoretically possible, but when I say "no anchovies", you think "pizza". I don't think most places even offer anchovies anymore - Terrence

Modern Commentary
It's kinda funny how anchovies have become shorthand for a pizza topping nobody likes. Like "No anchovies" is halfway to a punchline on its own, despite nobody ever asking for anchovies on a pizza. I've never had them. For all I know I might actually like them. - Terrence