Original Commentary

The alternate punch line was "All she'd say is that it was on Pay Per View", but that wasn't the right direction to take things. "Our landlord gave my homework." was originally a punch line in another strip, but I had trouble putting two panels in front of it, and didn't want to re-tell Saturday's joke - Terrence

Modern Commentary
I mean, Lola wasn't always a little old lady. Back in the day, she probably could throw a guy down and pin his shoulders to the mat a few times.

But we did have a later storyline about Lola being a manager or valet for her dad. So she might have appeared on a real Pay Per View. - Terrence