Original Commentary

Patrick might be a bit of a jerk, but dang, he is rather good at it... I think if Charles was half as charming, him and Joy would have several children by now (fortunately for Tipper, he's a doof). But, back to this comic...

If Patrick seems to have something up his sleeve in all this... well, let's just say he's no more innocent that Miz Taylor in all this (but, unlike her, his motives are more clear). -Isabel

Modern Commentary
I mean, Sofia should've gone for this because free rich-people food.

Except she'd have to do her hair and makeup, and does she have an appropriately fancy dress any more? - Terrence