Original Commentary

There's a Monkees song called "Mr. Webster". At the end of the song, he runs off with everybody's money. It just kinda fits. -Terrence

Modern Commentary
That "he had the decency to feed me" line is a dig at Ms. Taylor. She hasn't restocked her pantry and he's left to fend for himself for breakfast and lunch.

Mr. Taylor locked up after he left the apartment, so he spent the day out since he couldn't get back in until Ms. Taylor returned - Terrence