The timid hero of our story. Kimberly's husband. Ms. Taylor's assistant.
Kimberly's mother. President of Lemon Technology. In a complicated relationship with Mr. Taylor.
Trying to make a name for himself in Sales at Lemon Technology's. Has an on-again/off-again relationship with Sofia.
Richard and Sinclair Davis
Kimberly's twin co-workers. She can't tell them apart. Former vaudevillians.
The assertive heroine of our story. Brisbane's wife. Head of Sales & Marketing at Lemon Technology.
Kimberly's father. Ms. Taylor's ex-husband. Freelance entrepreneur.
Patrick's innocent little sister. Sofia and Jane's friend. Dating Jake.
Shareholder and Head of Product Delivery at Lemon Technology. Ms. Taylor's rival. Brisbane's sometime mentor.
Brisbane's sister. Brant fancier. Works at the Nuggets Cafe. Headstrong, and observant.
Freelance computer technician. Gruff and cantankerous. Used to work at Lemon Technology.
Brisbane and Kimberly's apartment manager. Retired wrestling manager who still keeps up with the sport.
Brisbane's friend. Jane's ex-boyfriend. Works in IT at Lemon Technology. Afraid of decisions and of disappointing people.
Sofia's friend. Cheerful, and clue-resistant. Has a complicated personal life, not coincidentally.
Jake's sister. Robert's ex-girlfriend. Works at Nuggets Cafe. Kind to her friends. Tolerant of Jake and Emily.
The Lounge Guys
They hang out in the lounge, watch a broken TV, and lust after Lola.
Brisbane and Sofia's much-older, more successful brother. Quite the ladies' man, to hear him tell it.
Brent and Brenna
Sofia's pets brants.
Caleb's manager, agent, and minder. Bossy and controlling.
Emily's ex-boyfriend. Brisbane's friend. College student.
Volunteers at the same shelter as Sofia. Her brusque exterior hides a shy interior.
Plays Final Battle Adventure Online with Brisbane and friends. Rumored to be from the exotic land of Sherup.
Dr. PaulSofia's straitlaced ex-boyfriend. Brent and Brenna's funny veterinarian
CalebA talented performer. Clueless in other areas. Brisbane's self-absorbed ex-rival.
Veronica GillRichard's girlfriend.
Dalton RiggsWorks at the animal shelter that Sofia and Marla volunteer at. He's probably dating Marla.
Kimberly's GrandfatherThe majority owner of Lemon Technology. Clarence Taylor's father.